Smells Like I Own This F*cking Place

Smells Like I Own This F*cking Place

$28.00
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Smells like total main character energy.Whether you’re celebrating your new home or blessing someone else’s space with a hilarious gift, our “Smells Like I Own This F*cking Place” candle is bold, clean-burning, and unapologetically funny.✨ Candle Details• 9 oz soy candle• Approx. 50+ hour burn time• Clean ingredients – no Prop 65 warning required• Professionally printed label from a local San Diego print shop• Black metal lid + white gift box• Packaged with recyclable, biodegradable materials• Candle size: 3.5” high x 3” wide• Hand-poured in sunny San Diego🎁 Perfect For• Housewarming gifts with attitude• Hostess gifts• New homeowner baskets• Realtor client thank-you gifts• Funny gift exchanges• Treating your boss b*tch self🐶 Every candle helps a dog in need.We donate a portion of every sale to dog rescues. Good candles, good cause. You can find more info on our IG @improper_candles🔥 P.S. This is just one of our bestselling funny home candles!Check out our shop for more laugh-out-loud l

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