Spanglish Candle Collection – Me Vale Madre, No Es Mi Pedo, A La Chingada – Funny Mexican Affirmation Soy Candles

🇲🇽 Sassy, Spanglish, and Smells Amazing The Spanglish Candle Collection is made for anyone who loves bold humor, bilingual vibes, and a seriously good-smelling home. These candles aren’t just about smelling good — they’re about feeling seen. For the kids who grew up on the border, or in households where dinner conversations switched between English y español without skipping a beat. For the ones who knew exactly when mom’s chancla was coming, and who could translate anything better  for abuela than any official interpreter. ✨ Choose Your Vibe & Scent: Me Vale Madre – A phrase every tía has said at least once. “I don’t give a f*ck.” Calming lavender & cashmere vanilla for when you need to just let it all go. No Es Mi Pedo – The ultimate drama shield. “It’s not my problem.” Warm oud & teak woods to keep the chisme on the other side of the room. A La Chingada – The catch-all for bad days. “F*ck it.” Cleansing palo santo & bergamot to clear the air (and your mood).