Funny Birthday Card – "Shit I Lost Count" – Adult Humor Candle Explosion Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Some birthdays are best left unnumbered. This funny 5x7 greeting card features a chaotic storm of colorful birthday candles and the brutally honest message: “Shit I Lost Count.” It's perfect for anyone who's aging out of caring how old they actually are (or just refuses to admit it). With hand-drawn candles and playful, bold typography, this card strikes the perfect balance of sass and celebration. Great for friends, coworkers, or any grown adult spiraling over their birthday. Because at a certain point… who’s really counting? Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own birthday roast or love note– Printed on high-quality pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer– Includes kraft paper envelope– Sealed in a clear cello sleeve– Original hand-illustrated design Perfect For:– Funny birthday cards for adults– Age jokes and milestone birthdays– Friends, coworkers, or your chaotic cousin– People with a good sense of humor and no clue how old they are