Funny Family Greeting Card – “Welcome to the Sh*t Show That Is Our Family” | 5x7 Hand Illustrated Card

A warm, chaotic welcome... just like home! This hilarious 5x7 greeting card is perfect for introducing new in-laws, celebrating a new baby, or just reminding your family they’re perfectly dysfunctional. With a cartoon-style brawl of limbs and dust clouds, this card says what everyone already knows: our family is a total sht show.* Hand-illustrated with bold type and playful graphics, this card brings the laughs with zero sugarcoating. Whether it's for holidays, new additions, or just a laugh at Sunday dinner, it’s a perfect blend of honesty and humor. Details: Size: 5x7 inches Paper: Luxe pearl cardstock with a silky finish Envelope: Includes kraft paper envelope Packaging: Each card is wrapped in protective cello Blank inside for your own funny or heartfelt message Hand-drawn design with expressive, cartoon chaos Perfect For: Welcoming new family members Baby announcements (with humor!) Holiday cards Housewarmings In-law introductions General family roasting