“I Need One of Those Hugs That Turns Into Sex” – 5x7 Spicy Funny Greeting Card

This card isn’t beating around the bush—unless you’re into that.Whether it’s an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just a “hey, let’s bang” kind of vibe, this bold 5x7 greeting card gets straight to the point:“I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” It’s cheeky, a little thirsty, and totally hilarious. Perfect for partners who appreciate direct communication (with benefits). Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside (but we know what you’ll write)– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock with a subtle shimmer– Includes a kraft envelope– Packaged in a cello sleeve for extra protection– Design features a stack of pillows wrapped in illustrated arms on a lavender background Great For:– Anniversaries, date nights, spicy surprises– Valentine’s Day or “just because”– Love notes with benefits– People who flirt through humor