Up Your Butt and Around the Corner Funny 90s-Inspired Greeting Card

Bring back the golden age of sass with this hand-illustrated throwback card that proudly declares: “Up your butt and around the corner.” Because nothing says I love you (or I tolerate you) like a classic 90s insult. Perfect for besties, siblings, or anyone who grew up dishing out iconic comebacks at recess. Original hand-drawn design with nostalgic vibes Printed on luxe pearl card stock for a premium feel Includes a Kraft paper envelope Wrapped in protective cello for a polished presentation Size: 5 x 7 inches Blank inside for your own creative burn Funny, a little rude, and full of 90s flair—this card is proof that some comebacks never go out of style.