JUNGLE "CatScratcher", T-shirt

Legend has it that in 2033 during a secret scratch battle, located somewhere in the Nevada desert, the greatest turntablist that ever lived battled for the title "World's Greatest DJ, EVER". The living competed in their human form, those that had passed, their skills downloaded to a Tesla robot. The competition was fierce and as the final round was about to begin, a UFO crashed in the center of the competition. The alien lifeform perished in the crash. Out of the wreckage appeared a small cat-like creature. All eyes were on the small robot-looking cat as it slowly walked toward the turntables. The reigning champion DJ Q-B**T was still behind the decks warming up as the cat approached him. The cat appeared to be hypnotized by the quick movements but then shocked everyone by imitating the warm-up that the World’s best DJ was doing almost exactly the same way, some say better because he used his tail to crossfade. DJ Q-B**T took the cat home and trained him to be far better than he ever i