Well-Behaved Monsters (paperback)

Well-behaved women rarely make history...but well-behaved monsters might! Conventional wisdom in the pickup world is dead. After endless outings on the nightlife scene, this loose pack of singles suffers just such a dread soaked epiphany, as they realize their game must change.But what battleground tactics will lead them to the promised land instead? The answers to this riddle prove as shocking as the strategies employed. For they will soon settle upon a series of outrageous stunts, meant to make them stand out from the anonymous rabble - while it's true that smacking random strangers on their backsides is perhaps not as common as it used to be, most standard icebreakers have been trod so far into the ground that there's no hope of standing out otherwise. Much more original approaches are therefore required. For example, what about pretending to be married? Or dressing the part and learning the lingo necessary to invade the country music, hip-hop, and beach bum scenes? Is wearing an ey