The Legendary Bundle

Don't Tame The Beast. Just Shave It. The complete care arsenal for men who refuse to apologize for existing. This isn't just a bundle—it's a complete rejection of everything wrong with modern "masculinity." While other companies tell you to be ashamed of being a man, we're here to help you embrace your inner abominable beast. Your Complete Man Cave Upgrade THE SHAVING LEGENDS: Ergonomic razor handle — redesigned for superior durability & control 4 five-blade razor cartridges — barber-grade blades sharp enough for beastly scruff, smooth enough for your morning routine Built-in precision trimmer blades — for clean lines and tight corners THE MENS-CARE ARSENAL: Shave Cream with Green Tea & Menthol (5oz) — smooths whiskers without smoothing over your values Post Shave Balm with Green Tea & Menthol (3.4oz) — soothes your face, not your principles Charcoal Body Wash with Pomegranate & Eucalyptus (16oz) — washes away the day's battles and liberal nonsense Shamp