'Reach Out & Touch Somebody' - 50 BMG Patch

PATCH DROP #003Limited Run...Only 90 patches are available in this series! 2" x 4" Rectangle Includes classic hook-and-loop backing.   Are you interested in a long-distance relationship? What are your deepest desires? Does your heart yearn for swift and immediate satisfaction? Say no more. You need the warm embrace of a .50 BMG rifle. Most people send flowers or chocolate. But you can send something so much more effective...like hot lead traveling at 4000 feet per second! So don't be nervous...just shoulder that buttstock, put your cheek on the riser and use that 16x magnifier to find the one that you love. When you're ready, take a deep breath and punch that ticket. With a .50 in your arsenal, there's no limit to how far your love can travel. What are you waiting for? REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEBODY!