'Like Golf, But For Men' - Long Range Shooting Patch

PATCH DROP #017Limited Run...Only 90 patches are available in this series!3" x 4" RectangleIncludes classic hook-and-loop backing + numbered art card. Everybody knows that one guy who always talks about his golf game. You know the one...you ask him how his weekend was and he immediately launches into the world's most boring golf story, that will assuredly include the phrase "hitting the links and tees", and then he'll waterboard you for 17 minutes straight with a hole-for-hole recap of the entire day interrupted ONLY by him going off on a tangent about how he almost lost his mind on a dog-leg-left. And the whole time, you're just standing there, playing out a bunch of different murder/suicide scenarios in your head, just waiting for his verbal vomiting to run out of steam. You know, that guy. I just have one question. When will enough be enough? How many more minutes of my life must I flush down the toilet listening to Ernie Els over here tell me how his new Callaway added 20 yards to