Funny Snarky First Father's Day Card for New Dad from Wife

👶🍺 "YOU JIZZED, and then I built a human with my body. Happy father's day" – Funny First Father's Day Card for New Dads Celebrate his "contribution" with this snarky yet sweet card – the perfect way to honor your partner’s first Father’s Day with a dose of hilarious truth. WHY THIS CARD? ✔ Witty & Relatable – Playfully calls out the unequal workload of parenthood ✔ Perfect for New Dads – Specifically crafted for first-time fathers ✔ Balances Humor & Heart – Teases without being mean (he’ll actually laugh!) ✔ Gender-Neutral Design – Works for any partner (wife, girlfriend, non-binary spouse, etc.) SPECIFICATIONS: ✂️ Size: Standard greeting card dimensions 📜 Material: Premium heavyweight cardstock (uncoated for easy writing) ✉️ Includes: Recycled kraft envelope (eco-friendly touch) 📝 Interior: Blank inside for your personal message PACKAGE: 1 * Funny Snarky First Father's Day Card for New Dad from Wife NOTES: Due to manual measurements, please allow slight