Bacon

Maple cured bacon… enough said!   Sweet maple cured bacon! If you’re a man you probably love bacon. There’s not much more to say. “But hey, Lonely Goat. What about us ladies”? Well, if you're a woman who hasn’t caught herself a man yet give this soap a shot. Let’s do the math. Bacon = irresistible to men. Bacon soap + Woman = irresistible woman. Therefore, a woman who smells like bacon must also be irresistible to men. It’s called science, don’t question it.     5-6oz Bar   What’s in this stuff? Saponified oils (olive, coconut, palm, and castor oils), fresh goat milk, fragrance oils, natural pigments.