Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle

🌸Bless Your Heart—and Burn It This isn’t just a candle. It’s a floral-scented boundary. A polite but firm GTFO for bigots in pearls and red hats. We created this collection out of rage, heartbreak, and hope—for everyone who’s had to swallow their fury at family dinners, church potlucks, or Facebook comment wars.You deserve more than civility politics. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even while this wick burns down your last ounce of patience. Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “live laugh love” vibes. Just rebellion, relief, and the courage to keep going. Scented like GTFO My House — magnolia, peony, and the salty drip of MAGA tears — this candle doesn’t just smell good. It sets boundaries. ✨ Light It When: • The news breaks (again)• You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer• You need to remember that rage is fuel—not a flaw