Personalized Desktop Guillotine with Free Engraving

Free Text Engraving! Desktop Guillotine for Your Desk or Shelf with Moving Blade Free Custom Engraving for Your Snarky Comments or Messages of Hope Blade is Not Sharp, so Please Don't Try to Behead Aristocrats With This Item A Great Office Present for Your Co-Workers or Customized Gift for a History Buff Also a Great Birthday Gift! Even Though it Will Inevitably Lead to "Let Them Eat Cake!" Comments at the Party Dimensions: 5 1/2" Tall by 4" Wide by 5 1/4" Long This desk-sized collectible is a detailed replica of a wealth-re-distribution machine. Yeah, probably not funny. The guillotine was the French lower-class's solution to an out-of-control aristocracy. Many of the rich and powerful members of the French upper class had their heads removed from their bodies by this innovative machine during the French Revolution. I guess when the starving masses beg you for food, responding with "Let them eat cake." isn't the smartest thing to do. Take note, Kardashians. #EatTheRich?The cast meta