The Rhode Not Taken

Chaim tends to get a bit carried away sometimes. I, on the other hand, am hoping that if I don’t pay attention to the move, it’ll just go away. Kind of like teeth… If you ignore them, they’ll go away.Not that I know from personal experience. I wonder if they have proper dentists in Dirtsville. Am I going to have to come back every time I need to see one? I heard that doctors there don’t have hours on weekends. As if I can schedule when my kids get sick.***Rocky Rhodes is back! When she, her husband Chaim, and their brood, kein ayin hara, move to Yehupitz, Delaware, Rocky is devastated. Living in Brooklyn was a mechayeh, with her thriving sheitel macher business, close friends, and oh-so-convenient takeout. Now her parents insist on visiting (“It’s time for us to sit back and shep a little nachas”), and her mother expects her to host a crowded yarchei kallah — complete with a kiddie carnival and a shechitah demo — and run Bnos Eidel Meidel, a new high school. When did Rocky sign up for