Funny Birthday Card: "Involuntary conscription into the human race..."
$6.00
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Buckle the fuck up, comrade! Life's comin' whether you like it or not. We might all be just a blink on the primordial calendar, but that doesn't mean you can't acknowledge someone else's futile existence with a stupid birthday card.• This card is empty inside, just like you• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)• Comes with a white envelope
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