Abominations (Soap)

MONSTER is a small business. Seriously, we're a couple of gothy weirdos in southern Washington making soap and beard oil out of our (very) modest workshop. We can make some seriously excellent quality products for you. We can also royally f*** up a batch. Abominations are the soaps we made where something went wrong, but the soap is still perfectly useable. Examples include forgetting to add fragrance (soap is fine, just unscented), bars that were cut crooked (all else is fine, just looks obviously messed up), or bars with holes in them (this happens when the batter goes into the molds too thick and air pockets remain).  In other words, these are our "uglies." We don't want to lose money on the mistakes, so we're offering them up to you here at a pretty sweet discount. You get bargain soap, and we can recoup some of the costs of our mistakes. It's a win-win!