Disappointing Affirmations: 2026 Wall Calendar

From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations2026 Wall Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where month-to-month, week after week, day-by-day failure is always an option. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won't. 24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar. DISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing large format aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments. Twelve monthly images, plus one for Sept-Dec 2025 at a glance. SELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to hang at home or over an office desk--anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a monthly dose of