Plushie Dreadfuls - Anxiety Rabbit (PURPLE TEAL Limited Edition) - Plush Stuffed Animal

LIMITED EDITION - PURPLE TEAL VERSION You’re not hallucinating. That’s a plush bunny. It’s purple. It’s teal. It’s anxious. And it’s limited to 3000 units forever. This is the Anxiety Rabbit (Purple Teal Edition), and it is having a moment. Featuring extra-long pastel ears for hiding, stitched brows that scream "please don't look at me," and an embroidered anxiety glyph on the chest, this plush is built for those who feel everything, everywhere, all at once.  This collector set includes two teal Mini Buns who act as portable anxiety vacuum cleaners. Whisper your anxious thoughts to them, zip them into the Anxiety Rabbit’s back, and place the whole squad under your bed or in your preferred crypt. Legend says it will transfer all bad vibes to internet strangers who overanalyze your tone in the comments. We’re not saying it’s magic. But we are saying their skin might tingle purple for a month. Voodoo is bad. But this? This is just plush-based emotional redistribution.  Do you have anxieti