Depression Funny Tea or Coffee Mug, Latte Size

This mug calls into question the famous "4 out of 5 _____'s recommend _______." advertising tag line. We've always wondered - what about the fifth guy? If he was a dentist, for example, did he say that toothpaste Brand X really sucked? Did he hate a mattress that 4 other people loved? Why? What does he know that the others don't? And does that 5th person really like being depressed? Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 17oz / 500ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Does an outstanding job of holding coffee, as well as pretty much any other liquid, as long as said liquid is not molten, supercooled or ridiculously corrosive. As an added, exclusive feature, we have carefully engineered this mug to hold pencils, paper clips, highlighters, rulers, TPS reports and other paraphernalia that tends to accumulate around your desk.