Schrodinger's Cat Walks Into a Bar, and Doesn't Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

And this is a coffee mug, and it isn't. Clear? Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 17oz / 500ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Does an outstanding job of holding coffee, as well as pretty much any other liquid, as long as said liquid is not molten, supercooled or wicked corrosive. As an added, exclusive feature, we have carefully engineered this mug to hold pencils, paper clips, highlighters, rulers, TPS reports and other paraphernalia that tends to accumulate around your desk.