Don't Need to Look Inside Birthday/Greeting Card

Finally—a card that says what we’re all thinking. This brutally honest (and hilarious) card skips the fluff and gets straight to the point: you’re not getting a heartfelt message or cash, and we all knew that going in. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or any occasion where laughter matters more than loot. Give them the gift of truth—with a side of sarcasm.