🌶 Spicy Side Piece (Jalapeño Cheddar)

Pre-Order Only (Pick Up Saturdays) Pairs well with regret and margaritas. She’s hot, cheesy, and absolutely not here for a long-term commitment. Loaded with jalapeños and unapologetically dripping with cheddar, this loaf will wreck your palate and ghost you by brunch. Gluten-forward, emotionally unavailable, and definitely not mom-approved. Serving Suggestion:Toast her. Butter her. Whisper secrets to her in the dark. Just don’t introduce her to your parents.