
"Locally Gaslit” on BACK Tee - Nunya Café on Front
Product Description – “Locally Gaslit” Tee Front: 🥬 Calm, collected, and completely full of it.Back: “Farm-to-table? More like fridge-to-mouth.” — because your food journey begins with expired spinach and ends with denial. This tee is a cozy lie you wear with pride. 100% cotton and 0% accountability, it’s perfect for anyone who claims they “eat clean” but hasn’t washed a vegetable since 2021. Ideal for brunches where kombucha is mandatory and facts are optional, this shirt sends a clear message:You know where your food comes from—emotionally manipulative small talk and vaguely remembered Pinterest boards. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length from center back, in 16.62 17.62 19.12 20.12 21.12 22.62