
Pig’s Trying to Blow My House Down Oversized Tee – Antique Bone
Ain’t no fairytale. This tee flips the script and puts the pigs on blast. It’s for the ones who know what it means to be watched, followed, and still stay solid. Soft feel, hard statement — wear it loud.Throw it on, wear it out, repeat until it disintegrates. Details: • 100% heavyweight cotton — tough, like the truth • 7.1 oz — heavy enough to carry what they couldn’t • Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk — built to last, even when loyalty doesn’t • Boxy, oversized fit — enough room to outgrow people and problems • Dropped shoulders — says “I’m chill” but means “don’t try me.” • Wide neck ribbing — because you don’t duck drama — your neck won’t let you. Throw it on when you’re tired of being the target. This ain’t a tee — it’s probable cause.Size guide LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 27 ¾ 39 9 M 29 ⅛ 43 9 ½ L 30 ½ 47 9 ½ XL 31 ⅞ 51 10 ¼ 2XL 33 ¼ 55 10 ⅝ 3XL 34 59 11