Stay feral iron/sew on patch

Because domestication is a scam and you’ve got dirt under your nails and rage in your heart. These patches say what your soul’s been screaming: STAY FERAL. Whether you're hexing your ex, howling at the moon, or just trying to make it through a Monday without biting someone, this patch has your back. Literally. Sew it there. Choose your flavor of chaos: Option 1: 3 x 1" – Tiny but mighty. Like a pissed-off possum. Option 2: 3.5 x 3.5" – For when you want people to read it from across the street. Option 3: 3.5 x 2" – Just enough patch to make grandma nervous. Product details: Embroidered in black & white, because color is a trap Durable stitching that outlasts your situationships Sew it, iron it, or staple it to your skin (don’t actually do that) Survives ritual fires, forest witchcraft, and awkward small talk