A Wise Woman Once Said Gin & Tonic Please Tee

It’s five o’clock somewhere, right? 🍸 You know that moment when your day calls for a little wisdom (and just a splash of something classic)? Ugh, yes! This tee totally gets you—and says what your face is thinking. Meet the A Wise Woman Once Said Gin & Tonic Please Tee: your new favorite funny shirt that pairs perfectly with dry humor and happy hour plans. Every time you slip it on, you’ll feel a little lighter, a little sassier, and a whole lot more yourself. Life is better when your shirt does the talking—and let’s face it, you never shy away from a clever comeback. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe 📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute Slip on this tee and picture yo