I Don't Need A Man I Need Tequila And A Tan Tee

Ever roll your eyes so hard at the latest dating “advice” that you nearly pull a muscle? Same. Here’s a tee that says it all for you: “I Don’t Need A Man, I Need Tequila And A Tan.” Why settle for boring when your sense of humor deserves the spotlight? Cheers to BYOB (be your own bestie). Introducing the ultimate funny shirt for women who know exactly what they want (and it’s not a text from “what's his name?”). This top is all about big beachy vibes and zero apologies. Put it on and you’ll instantly channel vacation energy—even if you’re just powering through Monday. Soft, witty, and confidence-boosting, this shirt gives you the freedom to play by your own rules. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe 📏 Availa