I'd Rather Be Watching Crime Shows Tee

Ever wish you could skip the awkward office banter and just blurt out, “Honestly, I’d rather be elbows-deep in a murder mystery right now”? Girl, same. We see you scrolling Netflix, already plotting the next crime doc binge—now your tee can say what you’re thinking. Meet the I’d Rather Be Watching Crime Shows Tee: your new partner-in-comfort for every true crime marathon. This funny shirt isn’t just about what’s on TV—it’s about owning your passion, your downtime, and your unapologetic need for a little suspense. Feel cozy and confident as you let everyone know exactly where your priorities lie (and no, it’s not at that boring brunch invite). FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe 📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – E