I'm Not Drunk Tee

Ever get those “Wait, are you okay?” looks even though your only vice is an iced coffee (extra shot, obviously)? You don’t need another plain tee—you need one that instantly explains your vibe. Ugh, yes, finally a shirt that gets it! Introducing the I'm Not Drunk Tee—a funny shirt for women who’ve mastered the art of a good eye roll and who know that sometimes, your attitude deserves its own outfit. Throw this ultra-soft, perfectly witty tee on and enjoy the confidence boost (and a few giggles) without saying a single word. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute Picture yourself in the I'm Not Drunk Tee—crushing carpool, heading out for a brunc