I'm On That New Diet Tee

Ever promise yourself a “new diet” and then realize, yep, the diet is just sarcasm with a side of fries? Been there, texted that. For those days when your patience is out of stock but your attitude is prime, this tee says what we're all thinking—minus any calorie counting. Meet your new go-to: the I'm On That New Diet Tee. This isn't just another funny shirt—it’s a wearable eyeroll with a built-in confidence boost. Made for women who crave comfort, style, and a solid punchline, it delivers the kind of carefree energy that keeps spirits up and nonsense down, one smile at a time. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe 📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute Picture it: you, this fu