I'm Only Talking To My Dog Today Tee

Ever have one of those days when the dog is literally your favorite person? 🙋‍♀️ You’d rather swap life updates with your golden retriever than pretend you care about your neighbor's lawn drama. Ugh, yes! Welcome to the club—your new tee just became the official uniform. Meet your new wardrobe MVP: the “I'm Only Talking To My Dog Today” tee. This shirt doesn’t just keep you comfy—it gives you permission to embrace your mood and shut down chit-chat (in the nicest way possible). Whether you’re a dog mom, introvert, or just need a little “me time,” this funny shirt totally gets you. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute You’ll want to wear this o