Just A Girl Staring At A Salad & Wishing It Was Pizza Tee

When your salad is silently judging you and all you can think is, “Isn’t cheese technically a vegetable?” Ugh, yes! If you’ve ever found yourself making direct eye contact with lettuce and dreaming of a cheesy slice, you need this shirt just to keep it real. Let’s be honest, salads are fine… but pizza is a vibe. The “Just A Girl Staring At A Salad & Wishing It Was Pizza Tee” is a funny shirt that says what every carb-loving heart is actually thinking. Throw it on and instantly enjoy the sassy boost of knowing your tee is speaking fluent truth—so you don’t have to. Life’s too short to pretend, so wear your sarcasm with pride and comfort. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe 📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Eve