Please Go Away Tee

Ever wish you could send a message without actually, you know, having to talk? Girl, same. If you’re fluent in eye rolls and consider “small talk” a personal hobby to avoid, this tee gets you. Because let’s be honest—sometimes the most polite thing you can do is wear your sarcasm on your sleeve (literally). Meet the Please Go Away Tee: the funny shirt that says what you’re thinking, even when your coffee hasn’t kicked in. This is your everyday armor for dodging chit-chat, conquering errands, and letting the world know you’re not here for unsolicited advice. Super soft, ultra-flattering, and made for anyone who likes their humor a little dry—and their wardrobe a lot more fun. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vi