The Wine The Beer The Whiskey They Always Get Me Tee

The Wine The Beer The Whiskey They Always Get Me Tee

$29.97
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Ever find yourself needing a shirt that just gets you? When life’s got you juggling carpools, deadlines, and adulting in general, you deserve wardrobe wins that deliver laughs as much as comfort. If your vibe is “survived the PTA meeting, ready for Pinot,” this one’s for you. Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to). Introducing The Wine The Beer The Whiskey They Always Get Me Tee, your new favorite funny shirt for women who tell their truth with a wink. This exclusive tee doesn’t just look good—it feels like confidence, comfort, and your favorite inside joke all rolled into one. Whether you’re outwitting your group chat or finally sitting down with a glass of something nice, this top brings a smile (and an instant mood lift). FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA

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