This Close to Flippin' Tables Like Jesus Tee

We’ve all had THAT day: you’re “this close” to flipping tables but opt for flipping your hair instead. Ready to raise a brow (not your blood pressure)? The This Close to Flippin' Tables Like Jesus Tee is the funny shirt that instantly levels up your mood and your message. Forget blending in—this eye-catching tee makes it clear you’ve got jokes…and you’re not afraid to use them. Slip it on and let the soft, lived-in feel and perfectly sassy saying take the edge off any day. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one 💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos) 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team 🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe 📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute Picture it: you, in this funny shirt, breezing through school drop-offs, side-eyeing the group chat, and owning every awkward famil