Whatever I'll Stay Home With My Dog Tee

We all know the drill: Your phone buzzes with “Wanna hang out?” and your first thought isn’t about what to wear—it’s whether your pup will miss you. (Same, girl. Same.) Ugh, why is leaving the house so much work when your dog gets you better than any brunch buddy ever could? Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to). Meet the Whatever I'll Stay Home With My Dog Tee—your new favorite funny shirt that says everything you’re thinking, minus the eye roll. Wrap yourself in pure comfort and let your tee spill the sass, so you don’t have to explain why Fido is the only plus-one that counts. With soft, breathable fabric and a fit that flatters, you’ll feel confident, cozy, and totally seen. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team🧺 Machine-Washable Sa