Don't Make me Poison You Funny Kitchen Towel

Are you a passive-aggressive type? Here’s one great addition to your kitchen featuring a silent warning to the unkind peeps! The calmest way to put your message across to the complaining people is to hand them this tea towel. Not easily said out loud, but this sarcastic kitchen hand towel will do you a huge favor. Crafted from superior polyester-polyamide, the microfiber towel will impress your with its incredible absorption and quick drying power. It also scrubs and traps the sticky stains, thanks to its waffle texture. Makes a practical gift for a chef or homemaker who needs it! 80/20 polyester-polyamide blend Waffle pattern for deep scrubbing Absorbs 7 times more water Lightweight Lint-free Size: 16x24 in Weight: 350 gsm WAIT! What if I told you this meeting was fate?  You are about to meet BTE (the BEST TOWEL EVER) and it will change your life experiences! Say goodbye to using multiple paper towels.  Now you can clean with character over and over.  Even if you don’t do it for t