Wash Your Effing Hands, Lessons Learned in COVID, Wash Your Hands, Germ Free

COVID lesson number 1, Wash Your Effing Hands!  Clean them, scrub them, wash your hands!  Kids, Wash Your Hands!  Adults, Wash Your Hands!  Keep them Clean and Germ-Free!  Then, dry your hands with this amazing towel!  Keep your guests laughing in the bathroom. WAIT! What if I told you this meeting was fate?  You are about to meet BTE (the BEST TOWEL EVER) and it will change your life experiences! Say goodbye to using multiple paper towels.  Now you can clean with character over and over.  Even if you don’t do it for the environment, once you use my towel, you will understand why I call them the BEST TOWELS EVER!  A towel this amazing must have a name, so I will refer to it as BTE, of course, that is short for the BEST TOWEL EVER :-) Chores like drying dishes will never be the same AND, the best part yet, you can EXPRESS YOURSELF with a permanent image that won’t peel or crack!  Gasp, right?  What is this BTE and why in the world does it matter? BTE is a waffle pattern, microfiber to