Marching Order Quick and Dirty #5: LET ME OUT!

Marching Order Quick and Dirties are short, no-nonsense adventures that fold out into a 12-panel poster. Get in, pillage what you can, and try to get out alive, all in a single session. From escorting knights to robbing wizards, they’re great for a quick game night treat. Oh, and don’t worry—just like any Marching Order delve, they have plenty of bullshit. “Thank you for coming. Do you want a drink? Ah, of course you do.” Madame Toadlicker decants a foul-smelling liquid from a blue, glass pitcher. The good madame is well known for three things in Rotbottom: being a powerful psychic, running a questionable boarding house, and being able to outdrink 90% of the population. An ethereal mind and a gut of iron; it’s quite the combination. “I’ve run the House of Fading Flowers for over a decade, since I bought it from its previous owner. I’ve gotten used to my strange boarders and other… guests. One of my tenants, Dr. Alinger Crawful, recently vacated the premises. His rent w