What New Hell Emu Blank Lined Journal Notebook

“What New Hell is This?” Some mornings start with optimism. Others start with a look like this. With a face that perfectly captures the feeling of checking your inbox or opening the news, this hand-illustrated emu is here to witness it all. Equal parts panic and deadpan, this bright green hardcover journal is your go-to when life’s latest twist deserves documentation. Printed in-house at our Oregon studio, it’s ready for sarcasm, soul-searching, and scheduling your next breakdown. Details:Size: A5 (5.8” x 8.3”) – fits in your tote, glovebox, or emergency go-bag Cover: Matte hardcover with a soft-touch finish (smoother than this week’s disaster) Interior: 128 college-ruled lined pages (approx. 7mm spacing) Paper: 120 gsm—sturdy enough for strong language and uncensored thoughts Includes: Black-ink pen, elastic band closure, built-in pen loop, inner pocket for grievances or receipts, double ribbon bookmark Mood: Overwhelmed. Alert. Sarcastically sentient. Why You’ll Love It:Lays flat for