
Abacus Ficklebottom Plush
This is a pre-order. It will ship out December 2025. Hark, my dear fellow! It's me, the GREAT WIZARD Abacus Ficklebottom! I've committed a TERRIBLE BLUNDER. I cast an erroneous spell and transmuted myself into an adorable line of profitable PLUSHIES! BEWARE! Each plushie contains a fragment of my UNDYING SOUL and may plague your life with magical curses such as: - Infinite good luck forever (horrible!) - Bewitching your microwave to turn all food you heat into bricks of solid gold (unthinkable!) - Making Weird Al songs play on loop in the background of all your dreams (this one is good actually.) Consider letting a high quality fabric clone vessel of myself live in your home!!! P.S. hey this is adya. he somehow gets more work done as a toy.