HULK Giant Titanium Carabiner (Last One!)

"Are you serious? Why would you need a carabiner this big?" David M. "I don't think anything about this is reasonable" John D. Hi, we're Polar Metals. We raised $8,000 with our original 1-piece carabiner. Now we're back with one that's 10x bigger.  If you're ready for the most ridiculously large piece of titanium ever designed for personal use, keep reading.  Why do I need a Hulk carabiner?  Because you are badass. If you love the plastic or aluminum stuff everybody else does, this is not for you. If you want to completely change the game and go big with 64 grams of Aircraft-grade Titanium, keep reading. A Single Piece Design EDM construction from a single piece of Titanium without any complicated parts. It's literally a single piece of Grade 5 Titanium. No springs or levers, it's open or closed with its own metallic tension. Solid 6AL4V grade 5 aircraft titanium. It's cut with a thin, electrically charged wire. You can grip this monster with your whole hand. Why is Tita