
at your age you should never trust a fart / birthday card
Experience the ultimate in taboo humor with this hilarious birthday card. Who doesn't love a little bathroom humor at any age? (Don't worry, we won't tell anyone.) Celebrate the joys (and perils) of aging and share a laugh with your loved ones. Because at your age, you shouldn't trust anything! OUTSIDE: "at your age you should never trust a fart. happy birthday!" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope.◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards