dad today wouldn't mean shit without me / father's day card

 Snarky father's day card which is perfect from an adult son or daughter with a sense of humor.OUTSIDE:"dad, today wouldn't mean shit without me."INSIDE:blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.◆◆◆◆◆◆◆INCLUDES✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8. ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5