texting sucks and what the hell is Venmo / granddaughter birthday card

Give your granddaughter a laugh with this trendy birthday card that pokes fun at texting and Venmo. Perfect for the modern grandkid who loves a good joke. (No more boring cards, am I right?!)  OUTSIDE: " granddaughter do you know why i sent you this card? because texting sucks and what the hell is venmo?" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope.◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. want track