how to calm a crying baby / baby shower card

This funny card for the expecting parent isn't really funny if you've been there done that.  Give them a warning - even if it is too late.  If nothing else - give them a laugh. Make sa great baby shower decoration  or add it to a baby shower gift basket! OUTSIDE: "how to calm a crying baby: 1. pick baby up 2. okay, so when it turns like 5 you can put it back down. good luck." INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders