just think if the Indians had given pilgrims a donkey / thanksgiving card

Well it's not wrong... This risqué Thanksgiving card will give the wow factor you're looking for.  Funny Thanksgiving cards are the best cards! Give it to the hostess who has a good sense of humor or send it to family when you can't be there in person to be the life of the party. OUTSIDE: "happy thanksgiving. Just think…if the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) order