Life Is Like Toilet Paper, You Are Either On A Roll Or Taking Shit From Some Asshole T-Shirt | Trendy Snarky Shirt | Fast Shipping | Super Soft Shirts for Men/Women/Kid's

This listing is for a T-shirt and/or sweatshirt. If you’re looking for the DTF Transfer only and don’t see it listed in our shop, just send us a message—we’ll be happy to provide the direct link! We use Bella + Canvas for our tees, and Gildan or Jerzees for sweatshirts and hoodies. Prefer a different brand? Reach out—we can usually make it happen! All garments are made using Direct to Film (DTF) Transfers, printed in-house to ensure vibrant, long-lasting designs. 👉 Please note: These designs do not include rhinestones, glitter, or embroidery—though some may have a printed effect that mimics those styles. Processing & Shipping: • Processing time: 3–5 business days • Shipping: We ship via UPS, unless a PO Box is provided (in which case we use USPS) • Shipping speed varies based on the option selected at checkout Returns & Customer Satisfaction: Each item is made to order, so returns and refunds are not accepted. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please contact us